Kya meri Naaak tadi ha

kya meri nak tedi hai.
kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.............?
aansu mein naa dhundhna
aansu mein naa dhundhna hame,hum tumhe aankhon mein mil jaayenge,tamanna ho agar milne ki to band aankhon se bhi nazar aaenge.
Akaash ke taaron mein khoya
Akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan saara,Lagta hai pyara ek ek taara.Un taaron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara,Jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara....
Ishq Mohobbat to sabhi karte hain,
Ishq Mohobbat to sabhi karte hain,Gum-e-Judai se woh sabhi darte hain.Hum to na ishq karte hain,Na mohobbat karte hain bas apno ki ek smile ke liye SMS karte hain!!!.
SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY
SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful day...
Arz kiya hai:
Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle.....
.... bakri kha gayi
Agar Hum Na hote to Gazal kaun Kehta?
Agar Hum Na hote to Gazal kaun Kehta?
Aapke Chehare ko kamal Kaun Kahata?
Yeto Karishma hai Mohabbat Ka,
Warna Patthar ki Divar ko Tajmahal kaun kahata?

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Flying With A Blonde

There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer.

A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though.

One of the blondes says, "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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